Funny Captions

We all have some Funny moments in our Life. Sometimes we make it generalize and post in some social media sites just to enjoy & celebrate that moments, so to describe that posts on social media we write some captions with that post. Here are some latest Captions/Taglines to describe that funny posts on Social media.

“My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry.”

“I’m not clumsy, The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies and the walls get in my way.”

“Your smile is proof that the best things in life are free.”

“The  best ideas come as jokes.Make your  thinking as funny as possible.”

“Thinking is one thing no one has ever  been able to tax.”

“I found there was only way to look thin: hang out with fat people.”

“Electricity is really just a organized  lighting.”

“From there to here, and here to there,  funny things are everywhere.”

“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”

“Comedy is a tool of togetherness. It’s a way of putting your arm around someone, pointing at something, and saying, ‘Isn’t it funny that we do that?’ It’s a way of reaching out.”

“Behind every great man is a women  rolling her eyes.”

“Always remember that you are  absolutely unique.Just like everyone else.”

“Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I’m being funny, but I’m reminding you of other things. Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything; otherwise, we’re going down the tube.”

A day without sunshine is like,you know:

‘Night’

“I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.”

“It takes considerable knowledge just to  realize the extent of your own ignorance.”

“Progress of man’s ability to complicate  simplicity.”

“Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.”

“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.”

“Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.”

“Comedy is simply a funny way of being  serious.”

“Laugh and the world laughs with you,snore and you sleep alone.” 

“Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that’s who you are. Don’t try to be someone that society wants you to be; that’s stupid. So be yourself.”

“Man cannot live by bread alone;he must have peanut butter.”

“It’s such a funny thing when you see your daughter transitioning from your baby, your little girl, to suddenly being a young woman. If you’re not really looking for it, you can miss it, and Lily-Rose is on that road already, and there’s nothing I can do to stop it.”

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